How to Commit Internet Suicide and Disappear from the Web Forever

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Sick of horribly embarrassing things showing up when potential employers Google your name? Tired of everyone knowing you live in a garden level dungeon apartment? Perhaps you just don’t like the fact the internet makes you easy to find. Thankfully, it’s not that hard to delete yourself entirely. Here’s how to do it.

For mildly famous (or infamous) individuals, disappearing is essentially impossible, but for the average person it’s surprisingly easy. It just depends on much info is already out there.

Step 1: Delete Your Social Network Accounts

Chances are the first results that pop up on a Google search of your name are your social network profiles. This likely includes things like Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Google+, and anywhere else you’re using your real name. So, the first step to commit internet suicide is to remove these profiles. If you just want to remove search results, you can set your profiles to private, skip this step, and move on to step two. This isn’t a perfect solution, but if you want to keep your social networks it will at least pull the results off the search engines. Here’s how to delete your accounts on the big social networks:

  • Facebook: To delete your Facebook profile, head to this link while you’re logged in, click the “Delete My Account” button, and you’re done. The process might take up to 14 days before your profile is completely gone. Doing it this way deletes all of your data, and it cannot be reactivated. Some messages might still show up, but anything you’ve been tagged in will have your name removed (although the pictures themselves will remain). If you want those pictures removed completely, report that you didn’t give permission for that photo under the intellectual property tag on Facebook, or contact your friend directly and ask them to remove it.
  • Twitter: To delete your Twitter account, head to your account settings page, and click “Deactivate my account” at the bottom. Your account gets deleted completely, but it will take a few weeks before results stop showing up in searches.
  • LinkedIn: To delete your LinkedIn account, head to your settings page, click the “Account” icon, then the “close your account” link.
  • Google+: Google+ is a bit tricky because it’s tied to your entire Google account. If you want to go ahead and close everything including email, calendars, and whatever else, sign into your primary Google Account homepage, and chose “Close account and delete all services and info associated with it.” This will get rid of everything from Gmail to Google Checkout. If you only need to ditch the Google+ account, follow this link and select “Delete Google+ content.” This will remove your profile from Google+, but retain any other Google services you have.

You’ll want to follow the above steps for any other social networks you use, forum accounts you have, or other sites you registered under your real name (this might include Yelp, Amazon, Quora, etc). If you have trouble remembering all your accounts, Account Killer has a huge list that includes direct links to deleting your profile from over 500 different sites. Your Google search for your name in the first step should also provide a guide to places you used your real name to create an account.

Step 2: Remove Unwanted Search Results

Once you get rid of your social profiles, content is likely still floating around the web that you need to get rid of. They might be images, articles, or even employer websites. The first thing to do is figure out where you’re showing up online in search results. Search Google and make a note (or bookmark) where you name shows up on web sites.

You essentially have one course of action to remove this content: contact the source directly. Email the web site hosting the content and politely ask them to remove it (or at least remove your name). A quick email works well for places like former employers who still haven’t removed you from the employees list, family members who post pictures of you on their personal blogs, or even on donation pages for causes you’ve supported. In due time it will drop from search results.

After that, you can appeal to the search engines directly to remove the edited pages right away. You can do so through Google, Google Images, or Bing by filling out a simple form and requesting the URL to be indexed again. This doesn’t always work, but it’s worth a shot. You’ll have a better chance if someone is publishing libelous content about you, breaking a copyright of any kind, or if a page is displaying confidential information about you.

If you cannot get everything off of your Google search results, you might also consider burying personal data as far as possible. To do this while maintaining your vow to delete yourself from the internet forever, create profiles on popular social sites like Twitter, Google+, or Facebook as well as landing pages like About.Me with just your name and no other details. You can also set up your own website filled with lots of keywords about your name but no actual information (or just create a 410 error page and leave it at that). It’s not as good as deleting content completely, but at least internet sleuths will only be lead to a blank page with no information on you.

Step 3: Get Rid of Background Check, Criminal, and Public Record Results

How to Commit Internet Suicide and Disappear from the Web ForeverBy now we’ve destroyed the bulk of your search results and social networks. But people can still run background checks and people searches on you very easily. It’s time to destroy that personal data as best we can, and dig into various people databases. Here are a few worth checking:

  • Zabasearch: Zabasearch is mostly about finding addresses and phone numbers. Make a quick search of yourself and see what it knows.
  • Intelius: Intelius can perform background checks, hunt down criminal records, email addresses, social networks, and more. You have to pay to get your results, but you’ll get a general idea of what’s out there by simply searching your name.
  • Spokeo: Spokeo is essentially an address book and it can track you down suprisingly well to reveal your gender, age, phone number, address, relatives, marital status, and a whole lot more. Again, it costs a bit of money to get your full results, but you can get a general idea of what you need to snuff out.
  • Pipl: Pipl aggregates all of the above searches, but it’s worth looking at to make sure no others have slipped through the cracks.

If you’re anything like me (or my neighbor who I also tested this on), then you’re probably a little surprised by the amount of information these databases have. Now it’s time to get rid of as many of those as possible.

You have a couple different options for this. You can pay a service like DeleteMe $99 to go through and delete all these results. Or you can follow DeleteMe’s own guide to do it yourself.

The DIY method requires you contact around 25 different sites individually to remove the listings that include your address, phone number, income, marital status, current job, and everything else. Some sites are as simple as opting out through a link (Reddit has a great collection of the easy ones), while others require that you send in proof of identification and a letter.

Going through this step will help get rid of everything that comes in search results, but it will not remove your data completely. As long as information like your address and phone number are registered somewhere, people will be able to find you. Going through the process of opting out of background checks, public records, and people search engines just makes that personal data harder to find.

Step 4: Remove Any Usernames Attached to an Email Address with Your Name

Any good internet sleuth will be able to link together your usernames on forums, web sites, and elsewhere with your email address. Subsequently, they’ll eventually trace that back to your name.

The process to remove this data is dependent on the forums and sites you use. If you can, unlink your primary email address with your username whenever possible. If you’re dealing with forums, ask the moderators to delete any posts that identify you personally. Essentially, cut any ties between your email address or name with your username. If you use the same username for every site, consider coming up with new names for every site.

Step 5: Stay Off Search Engines Without Going Offline by Remaining Anonymous

From here on out you’ll have to remain vigilant in not releasing your information publicly. That means no social networks with your real name, and a yearly audit of the background check websites to ensure they don’t have any new information on you.

Chances are you still want to use the internet, right? In that case, you’ll need to set up a few things to ensure your data stays locked down. That means creating a fake identity.

To do so, you can create an email address on a service like Gmail or Outlook with a pseudonym. Fake Name Generator is a great way to come up with a new identity complete with birthdate, and everything else.

You can also use a temporary email address for all your communications, and then use your new pseudonym and fake email address to sign up for any services you need. To keep your cell phone records private, you might also consider using Google Voice instead of going through a carrier since you can make up your Google Account name.

As for the rest of your browsing, we’ve shown you plenty of ways to keep your browsing anonymous before. This won’t have an effect on any online searches for your name, but it will at least keep advertisers off your back.


When it boils down to it, the internet is forever and truly resourceful people will always be able to find you. But if you take the steps outlined above, you’ll at least thwart amateur internet sleuths and regain a touch of privacy.

by: Thorin Klosowski

Title image remixed from Greg Epperson (Shutterstock).

Top 10 Ways to Speed Up and Beef Up Your Google Searches

For all the time you spend online, you probably spend most of it searching for stuff. So why settle for the most basic Google experience? Here are 10 ways to beef up and speed up your Google searches and find stuff easier.

10. Make Use of Google’s Built-In Tools

If you know Google well enough, you can find what you’re searching for without clicking on a single link. Most of Google’s built-in shortcuts are intuitive: to search for movie times, just search for the movie you want to see. To find the release date of a video game, type in release date and the name of the game. Other tricks may be harder to find, so check out our list of the best Google search shortcuts to hone your Google-Fu, as well as the five handy things you can do with Google’s new Knowledge Graph feature (which gives you lots of information on a subject in the right-hand side of the page).

9. Make Your Results Easily Scannable

Top 10 Ways to Speed Up and Beef Up Your Google SearchesIt’s hard scanning through a bunch of boring text and links to find what you’re searching for. Luckily, a few user scripts can make it easier. Faviconize Google adds small icons next to each result, so you can see what web site its from—really handy if you have a few trusted sites (like, oh, I don’t know…Lifehacker?). Locate Multiple Domains highlights sites you specify so your eye is drawn to trusted sites right away. They’re both small extensions that can make a big difference in Google’s scannability.

8. Endlessly Scroll Through Results

If you really have to dig deep, clicking “Next” on each page can get to be a hassle. Autopagerize is a user script that allows you to keep scrolling and scrolling forever, so you don’t have to constantly click next (or back) to move between pages.

7. Make Google Cache Better

Top 10 Ways to Speed Up and Beef Up Your Google SearchesSometimes, you click on a result and the page is no longer there. Maybe it’s temporarily down, or maybe it’s gone forever. However, you can still access it with Google Cache—just click the instant preview button for that page and click “Cache” to see it. Of course, if you try to follow any links on that page, they could lead to a downed page too, so install Google Cache Comeback—it’ll make all those links lead to their cached pages, so you never run into a 404 again.

6. Ditch the Spammy Results

Nothing’s worse than finding a great-looking result only to discover its a content farm that’s just spewing out links and terms built to show up in search results. Luckily, Google has some protections against this. If you visit a site that isn’t useful, when you click the “Back” button, you should see a new “Block” link under that Google result. You can click that to block it from ever showing up in your results again. If the Block link doesn’t show up, you can add it to your block list manually, or use an extension like Personal Blocklist to hide them.

5. Turn Off Google’s More Annoying Features

Top 10 Ways to Speed Up and Beef Up Your Google SearchesDon’t like Google’s new personal search results? Sick of its annoying instant previews? Some features—like the Search Plus Your World—you can turn off right from your Google Settings (Google Instant Search falls into that camp, too). Others—like the Instant Previews—require a user script or AdBlock filter to turn off. However, no matter what your annoyance, you should be able to find a way to remove it from your view entirely.

4. Highlight Your Search Terms on the Resulting Pages

So you’ve gotten some results for your search terms, but then once you click on the page, you can’t find where it actually used those words. You could just use Ctrl+F to find them, but Google Quick Scroll will do it for you. Just install it in Chrome and get to searching. It’ll highlight your search terms on any of the resulting pages without you having to lift a finger.

3. Use Advanced Operators

You’ve probably heard about searching for multiple terms with the AND operator, but what about more advanced ones? For example, you can search a specific site by using the site: operator, ignore certain sites with the -site: operator, or even search for two words close together with the AROUND operator. Check out our guide to tweaking your search when Google doesn’t give you want you want for more ideas.

2. Add Custom Searches to Your Browser

Top 10 Ways to Speed Up and Beef Up Your Google SearchesIf you really want to speed up your Google searches, why not make them before you even visit Google? You already know you can search from your browser’s address bar, but your address bar can do oh-so-much more. Want to search a specific site without typing out the whole site: operator? Use a custom search keyword. Want to search for results from the past year without having to click that option later on? Custom search keywords can do that too. Check out our list of custom searches you should enable right now (and its follow-up list) for ideas.

1. Know When Not to Google

Sometimes, Google just isn’t the best search engine to use. If you’re looking for something very specific, there might be a lesser-known search engine that suits you better, like the cruft-free Blekko or the data-driven Wolfram Alpha. Google will always have something for you, but if you’re not having a lot of luck (or if the results are just taking to long to find), check out our list of other worthwhile search engines and when to use them to keep up on your alternatives.

by: Whitson Gordon